26
Feb

New State Slogans

Rere are some new state slogans… Enjoy!

AlabamaYes, We Have Electricity
Alaska11,623 Eskimos Cant Be Wrong!
ArizonaBut Its A Dry Heat
ArkansasLiteracy Aint Everything
CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
ColoradoIf You Dont Ski, Dont Bother
ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Dont Own It Yet
DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids
GeorgiaWe Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
HawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Shaami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, Were Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
IllinoisPlease Dont Pronounce the S
Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
IowaWe Do Amazing Things With Corn
KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States
KentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last Names
LouisianaWere Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But Thats Our Tourism Campaign
MaineWere Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
MarylandIf You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
MassachusettsOur Taxes Are Lower Than Swedens (For Most Tax Brackets)
MichiganFirst Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota10,000 Lakes … And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
MississippiCome And Feel Better About Your Own State
MissouriYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
MontanaLand Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies And Very Little Else
NebraskaAsk About Our State Motto Contest
NevadaWhores and Poker!
New HampshireGo Away And Leave Us Alone
New JerseyYou Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New MexicoLizards Make Excellent Pets
New YorkYou Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney …
North CarolinaTobacco Is A Vegetable
North DakotaWe Really Are One Of The 50 States!
OhioAt Least Were Not Michigan
OklahomaLike The Play, Only No Singing
OregonSpotted Owl … Its Whats For Dinner
PennsylvaniaCook With Coal
Rhode IslandWere Not REALLY An Island
South CarolinaRemember The Civil War? We Didnt Actually Surrender
South DakotaCloser Than North Dakota
TennesseeThe Educashun State
TexasSi, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
UtahOur Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
VermontYep
VirginiaWho Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?
WashingtonHelp! Were Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.Wanna Be Mayor?
West VirginiaOne Big Happy Family … Really!
WisconsinCome Cut The Cheese
WyomingWhere Men Are Men … and the sheep are scared!!!

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