No Pantyhose

Theres this old man in a nursing home and hes hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and says, How about a quickie for twenty bucks?

She agrees and gets on top of him. They go at it for about ten minutes. After the act, the old man says, You know, if I knew you were a virgin, I would have paid you a hundred bucks.

In reply, the nurse says, If I knew you could get it up that high, I would have taken off my pantyhose!

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