23
Mar

Secret of succesful ice fishing

There were two guys out ice fishing. One guy had been sitting for several hours with no catch at all. Finally, he looked over at the other guy.

The other guy would put his line in, a fish would jump on, hed pull the fish out, and then put it in the bucket. The guy was pulling fish in at a rate of about one every thirty seconds.

The guy with bad luck went over to the other guy and asked, Hey buddy, how are you managing to catch all those fish?

The other guy replied, MMMMMMNNNNNNNPPPHH!.

Say again, buddy?

MMMMMMNNNNNNNPPPHH!.

One more time, I didnt catch that.

The other guy then spit something into his hand and said, You gotta keep the worms warm!

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