Smell His Fingers!

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. Hed toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughters date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the fathers nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the young man, That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!

The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boys arm behind his back and yelled, Doctor, my ass! Hes going to be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!

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