12
Apr

Texas Stereotype, English wit

My first submission since the net.jokes days … 1984?
Please feel free to substitute your own stereotypes.

An Englishman and a Texan are at lunch, in England.

The Texan says, In Texas, we grow potatoes eight inches across!

The Englishman says, In England, we grow them to fit English mouths.

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