01
Mar

Texas Talkin

Heres what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State…

  • The engines runnin but aint nobody driving = Not too smart
  • As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome person
  • Tighter than bark on a tree = Stingy
  • Big hat, no cattle = All talk, no action
  • Weve howdied but we aint shook yet = Weve met, but havent been formally introduced
  • He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He thinks his s#%! doesnt stink
  • Shes got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth = Shes a talker
  • Its so dry the trees are bribin the dogs = Rain would be nice
  • Just because a chicken has wings doesnt mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceiving
  • This aint my first rodeo = Ive been around the block
  • He looks like the dogs been keepin him under the porch = U-G-L-Y
  • They ate supper before they said grace = Theyre living in sin
  • Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as youre told
  • As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = A braggart
  • You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesnt make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want, but that doesnt change a thing

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