Three nuns were talking.

The first nun said, I was cleaning the Fathers room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!



What did you do? the other nuns asked.



Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.



The second nun said, Well, I can top that. I was in the Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.



Oh my, gasped the other nuns. What did you do? they asked.



I poked holes in all of them she replied.



The third nun said, Oh shit.