Top 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas, but arent

  1. Did you get any under the tree?
  2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  3. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
  4. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
  5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
  6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  7. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
  8. From here you cant tell if theyre artificial or real.
  9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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