This occurred to me while I was watching all the channels coverage of the September 11th terrorism and the followups. Heres a summary of how the various networks covered the event:

CNN: Should America retaliate? On Crossfire tonight, Colin Powell debates Osama Ben Laden.

ABC: Should America retaliate? Tonight, Barbara Walters interviews Tom Cruise.

MSNBC: MSNBC has learned that the Empire State Building is once again the tallest building in New York!

(from rec.humor.funny)

Newsflash! This just in:

The IRA has reportedly hijacked the Goodyear blimp. They have bounced it into Big Ben five times already.