Vacuum Salesman

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house
in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady
opens the door and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs
inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesnt do wonders cleaning this
up, Ill eat every chunk of it.

She turns to him with a smirk and says, You want ketchup on that?

The salesman says, Why do you ask?

She says, We just moved in and we havent got the electricity turned
on yet.

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