Who is Martha

On a sunny morning Fred woke up. His wife sat beside him, looking very angry.

Who is Martha!? she shouted, spit it out!

Calm down, Fred said, whats your problem?

My problem is: you called her name I think six times while you slept! WHO IS SHE?

Oh, shes a horse I bet on last week.

So they did their things and when Fred came home from work that night, his wife looked at him.

Whats the deal? Fred asked.

Your horse called, his wife replied …

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