Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.

Well, said the would-be-cattleman. I wanted to call it the Bar-J. My wife favored the Suzy-Q. One son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, were calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y.

But where are all your cattle?

So far, none have survived the branding.

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