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May

You know youre in the wrong church when…

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOURE IN A BAD CHURCH

10. The church bus has gun racks.

9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss Version.

7. Theres an ATM in the lobby.

6. Choir wears leather robes.

5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — Bring Your Own Snake.

4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

3. Karaoke Worship Time.

2. Ushers ask, Smoking or Non-smoking?

1. The only song the organist knows is In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

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