2 Quotes of the Day

Womens Quote of the Day:

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which youd like to have dinner.

Mens Counter-Quote of the Day:

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

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