Ebonic vocabulary and spelling
Today is Learning to Spell Ebonics. Mr. Darnell Jackson will help out by putting the words into sentences.
Foreclose
If I dont pay my alimony this month, Ill have more money forclose.
Sodomy
When I go out at night, I like to have one bitch on one sodomy and another bitcho n de other sodomy.
Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfrin rectum both.
Hotels
I gave my girlfrin the crabs, then the hotels everybody.
Dissapointment
My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment, he gonna send me back toos the big house.
Decide
My favorite girls are Waanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.
Penis
I had to take my drug test the other day, so my parole officer gives me a paper cup and says, Here penis.
Afford
I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but had to settle for afford.
Subpoena
I went to the john at the concert, but the lines were long and I hadda go bad, so da man sez subpoena sink .
Manual
I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messin with dat hoe.
Catacomb
I went to the fight and sat next to Don King – now someone oughta git that catacomb.
Mister
My girlfrin went on vacation and I really mister.
Undermine
Theres a fine looking bitch living in the apartment undermine.
Cadaver
I told my buddy Tyrone I liked his sister and wanted to see her and he said I cadaver.
Paramour
I was playing cards with my buddy Antonio and I said Wadda you got? He said I got an ace high and youre gonna need a paramour to beat me.
Polyp
On my way home from the Pistons game the other night, I was involved in a fi car polyp.
Urinal
After the police broke down my door last night, they said, Darnett, urinal lot a trouble.