Archive for July, 2019

Watch where youre going

Poza publicata in [ General / Unsorted ]

A reportedly true story heard on Q107 yesterday:


A man was driving from his home up to Thunder Bay, Ontario to visit
friends. While there, he was involved in a collision with another car, but
the other driver left the scene of the accident. He reported it to the
police, who looked into it, and told him the next day that the car that hit
him was a stolen vehicle. The man was able to drive his pickup truck home,
only to find when he got home that, lo and behold, his car was stolen! Sure
enough, the car that hit him several hundred miles from home was his own.


Id just like to see if his insurance agent breaks down laughing or crying.

Men and blondes

Poza publicata in [ Blonde ]

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company.

Witches and brooms

Poza publicata in [ General / Unsorted ]

Why dont witched wear underwear when they fly?