Dont ever lie to us; we always find out.
We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
Dont say you understand when you dont.
Girls are petty; get over it.
You dont have PMS; dont act like you know what its like.
Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
If you talk about having a big dick; we know you dont.
Size does matter.
We dont like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
Its good to be sensitive, sometimes.
If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologize.
Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie wont always cut it.
We are self-conscious by nature; we cant help it.
We are drama queens.
Fashion police do exist.
Dont ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
We dont shave our legs every day; get over it.
Dont make bets about us; we always find out.
Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from you body, it is not.
Dont compare our breasts to Pamela Andersons; hers are fake. (and not there anymore)
It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we arent.
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it.
Most importantly; we are always right; so dont forget it.