Old and New Jokes

A
husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night the wife approached her husband wearing
the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their
wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey,
do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "Thats right. Do you remember what
you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, Oh baby,
Im going to suck the life out of those big boobs
and screw your brains out. "
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, thats exactly
what you said. So, now its 50 years later, and Im
in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you
have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission
accomplished."