Old and New Jokes

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded, the Russian President cried. My peoples favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster! Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you, replied the President. I do need your help, said Yeltsin. Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over? Why certainly! Ill get right on it, said Bush. Oh, and one more small favor, please? said Putin. Yes? Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 long and 4 in diameter? said Putin. No problem, replied the President and, with that, George Dubya hung up and called the President of Freecondoms.com. I need a favor, youve got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia. Consider it done, said the President of Freecondoms.com. Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10 long and 4 wide. Easily done. Anything else? Yeah, said the President, print MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL on each one.