Gomer went into town for some R & R when he met up with a very attractive
young lady. After talking to Gomer for over an hour, she invited him to her
apartment for dinner. Upon arriving at the apartment, the lady laid down on
the bed and said,Do you know what I want? Gomer, looking confused, said
No. The lady then removed her clothes. Now do you know what I want? Gomer
shook his head. The lady then spread her legs slightly. Now do you know what
I want? Gomer again shook his head. The lady spread her legs as wide as she
could, her heels touching each side of the bed. NOW, do you know what I
want? Yes, maam, Gomer replied, Youre tired, you want to take a nap, and
you want the whole bed to yourself.