Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.

What do you mean its illegal? asked the Englishmen.

Quattro means four replies the Italian official.

Quattro is just the name of the automobile, the Englishmen retort disbelievingly.

Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons.

You canta pulla thata one ona me, replies the Italian customs agent.

Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakina the law.

The Englishmen replies angrily, You idiot! Call your supervisor over – I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!

Sorry, responds the Italian official, he canta come. Hesa busy with 2 guys in a Uno.