Goin to Church

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldnt be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, “Dear God, please sont let me be late to church. Please dont let me be late to church….” And, as she was running she tripped and fell. When she got back up she began praying again, “Please, God dont let me be late to church — but dont shove me either!

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