You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it wont work.

Its really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!

First, get a pen and paper.

Second, write the numbers one through six. Example:

1

2

3

4

5

6

Next to number one, write any number …

Next to number two, write the name of anyone to which you are really attracted …

Next to three, write down the first color you can think of …

Next to number four, write the name of your first pet …

Next to number five and six write down the name of a family member …

Remember … No cheating …

Keep scrolling down …

Dont cheat, or youll be upset …

Herere the answers …

The number next to number one show how many times you should be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid things like this actually mean anything …

The person named next to number two is someone who will never have time to sleep with you because youre stupid enough to waste your time on something like this …

The color you picked means nothing. Its a friggin color for Christsake …

Number four gives you the name of a dead animal …

Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you …

Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like a schmuck too.