Old and New Jokes

Nursery
school teacher says to her class, "Who can use
the word Definitely in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely
blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the
sky can be gray, or orange…"
Second little boy…"Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up
and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says…"Johnny!
Of course not!!!"
"OK…then I DEFINITELY shit my pants…"