Anally – occuring yearly
Artery – study of paintings
Bacteria – back door of cafeteria
Barium – what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel – letter like A,E,I,O,U
Caesarian Section – district in Rome
Cat Scan – searching for kitty
Cauterize – make eye contact with her
Colic – sheep dog
Coma – a punctuation mark
Congenital – friendly
D&C – where Washington is
Diarrhea – a journal of daily events
Dilate – to live long
Enema – not a friend
Fester – quicker
Fibula – a small lie
Genital – non-Jewish
G.I. Series – soldires ball game
Grippe – suitcase
Hangnail – coathook
Impotent – distinguished, well known
Intense Pain – torture in a teepee
Labour Pain – got hurt at work
Medical Staff – doctors cane
Morbid – higher offer
Nitrate – cheaper than day rate
Node – was aware of
Outpatient – person who had fainted
Pap Smear – fatherhood test
Pelvis – cousin of Elvis
Post-operative – letter carrier
Protein – favouring young people
Rectum – damn near killed em
Recovery Room – place to do upholstery
Rheumatic – amorous
Scar – rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion – hiding anything
Seizure – Roman emperor
Senology – study of knighthood
Tablet – small table
Terminal Illness – sickness at airport
Tibia – country in North Africa
Tumour – an extra pair
Urine – opposite of youre out
Vericose – located nearby
Vein – conceited