In a village in South America there was a young man who was what some people
call a Cassanova, good with the ladies. He had all kinds of ladies. He liked
them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didnt matter. The trouble was that
he had a true love, a virgin that he was saving for his marriage. This
innocent virgin, her name was Mary, did not know anything about sex. Of
course our Tiger of the Village wanted to keep things that way. Well finally
they were married and on the wedding night Mary was very impressed with sex.
She told her new husband that she did not know a man was built that way. What
a wonderful thing men had to please women. Our Tiger did not want to her to
think that all men were the same, so he told her, I tell you something,
Honey, I am the only man in the world with such a thing. She believed him.

The Tiger of the village was a sheep herder and had to go to the hills for
weeks at a time. He had been gone for a couple of weeks when he came back and
began to look for his new bride. When he got to their hut she wasnt there.
He then went down through the village looking for her. Mary, Mary, where are
you? Finally he meets up with her on the street. Mary appears to be very
angry and frustrated. You son-a-bitch, bastard, cabron, desgrasiado, no good
for nothing and begins to hit and fight with him. Hey whoa, whats the
matter baby, what did I do? I didnt do nothing why you mad at me? our tiger
asks.

Mary says, Yeah, you asshole, you know Sancho, the lazy one from across the
street? Well he has one also and she points to his genitals. Our hero thinks
about it, she must have seen this guy taking a leak, shit I can fix this.
Hey Honey, I tell you one something, you know what? Sancho he is my best
friend, I used to have two of them and since Sancho is my friend, I give him
one, he is all smiles and goes over to hug Mary.

Mary is now angrier and begins to clobber the shit out of him. You dumb ass,
pendejo, stupido, ignorante, she yells at him, YOU GAVE HIM THE BEST ONE.