121. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a limousine?

A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

122. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?

A: Ones a bunch a cunning runts …

123 Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?

A: You dont let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

124. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and your job?

A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

125. Q: Whats the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?

A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!

127. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?

A: Ones a busy ditch.

128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?

A: A toilet wont follow you around after you use it.

129. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A: In the morning a rooster says, Cockll-doodl-doooo, while a blonde says, Any-cockll-doooo.

130. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it wont follow you around for a week.

131. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

132. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

133. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

134. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: Theyre both empty from the neck up.

135. Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?

A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

136. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots.

137. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common ?

A: Put either of em in a car and their fucked.

138. Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?

A: So she could lip read.

139. Q: How do you drown a blond?

A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

140. Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Dont tell her to swallow.