The Biggest, orneriest, hombre in the West stomped into a saloon bellowing, Im big, Im mean and Ive got a cock the size of Texas!

A wimpy guy standing at the bar timidly asked him his name.

Turner Brown, the giant grunted.

The wimp suddenly fainted dead away. When he revived, the big galoot
hovered
over him. What ails you boy? Alls I said was my name is Turner Brown.

Oh, _Turner Brown_! I thought you said, Turn around.

(As read in an old issue of Playboy)