A man takes his wife hunting, and impresses on her again and
again that If you shoot a deer, dont let someone else claim
that they shot it also and that since they killed it… its
their deer!

So … hes in his stand hardly for 10 minutes when
he hears his wife shooting nearby. He rushes over to her stand
to find her pointing her gun at a man who is loudly
disclaiming… Its your deer lady..Its your deer… Just
lemme get my saddle off it!!!!