The matchmaker goes to visit Nathan Birnbaum, a handsome, middle-aged, bachelor, and owner of several very sucessful Gentlemans Clubs.

She claimed she had the perfect match for him.

Vat do I need a vife for, I have two young sisters det look after all my all my needs.

Dats all vell and gut she replied, However, your sisters cant fulfill the role of a vife.

I said I had two sisters, I didnt say det vere MY sisters

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