A
rich man and a poor man are talking about what they
gave their wives for Valentines Day. The rich man
says I got my wife a Mercedes and a 3 CRT. diamond
ring. The poor man says Why did you get her both?

Because if she doesnt like one she always has the other…what did you get
your wife? The poor man replies, I got her slippers and a dildo. The rich
man says Why did you get her a dildo? The poor man says, So if she doesnt
like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself.