NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICA

Afro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)

Irish-American Speak — Leprechaunics

Native-American Speak — Kimosabics

Italo-American Speak — Spumonics (or Rigatonics)

Chinese-American Speak — Won-tonics

Japanese-American Speak — Mama-san-ics

Polish-American Speak — Kielbasanics

Jewish-American Speak — Zionics

Russian-American Speak — Rasputonics

Spanish-American Speak — Flan-ics

Scottish-American Speak — Tartan-ics

Eskimo-American Speak — Harpoonics

German-American Speak — Autobaunics (or Teutonics)

Candain-American Speak — EH?onics

Florida Democratic Voters Speak — Moronics