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Feb
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Additional Jokes From "In the news"
- Local High School Dropouts Cut
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect
- British Left Waffles on Falkland
- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe
- Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal
- Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- March Planned For Next AugustBlind
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to
- Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor
- These are actual newspaper headlines
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- Hospitals are Sued by 7