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Dec
March Planned For Next August
Blind Bishop Appointed To See
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked–Thief Gives Police The Slip
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Deaths Door–Doctors Pull Him Through
Additional Jokes From "In the news"
- Local High School Dropouts Cut
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect
- British Left Waffles on Falkland
- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe
- Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal
- Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to
- Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor
- These are actual newspaper headlines
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- Hospitals are Sued by 7
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting