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May
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Dear Kill 17,000
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Additional Jokes From "In the news"
- Local High School Dropouts Cut
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef
- British Left Waffles on Falkland
- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe
- Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal
- Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- March Planned For Next AugustBlind
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to
- Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor
- These are actual newspaper headlines
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- Hospitals are Sued by 7
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting