Old and New Jokes

You dont have to hide your fishing magazines.



Its perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with



you once in



a while.



Your fishing partner doesnt get upset about people you



fished with long



ago.



Its perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.



When you see a really good fisher person, you dont have to



feel guilty



about imagining the two of you fishing in boat



together.



If your regular fishing partner isnt available, he/she



wont object if



you fish with someone else.



Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish



by yourself.



You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office,



tell fishing



jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you



without getting sued for



harassment.



There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.



If you want to watch fishing on television, you dont have



to subscribe



to the Playboy channel.



Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the



rest of your life.



Your fishing partner will never say, Not again? We just



fished last week!



Is fishing all you ever think about?