A man is holding his wifes hand as she lays on her death
bed.

Jerry, I, . . ., I have something to tell you before I pass
on.

No, no, dear. Everything is forgiven now. All is well.

No, Jerry. Ive been carrying this load for years now, and I
must tell you. I, . . ., Ive been unfaithful to you. I
slept with your best friend, Phil. Im so terribly sorry.

Yes, dear, I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?

Ron Baakkonen U.C. Berkeley