Old and New Jokes

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:



A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,

See! That was more than 5 times a month!



The second bull is to be sold: Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.



Again the wife bugs her husband, Hey, thats some 10 times a month.

What do YOU say to that?!



Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.



The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,

Thats once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!



The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, Sure, once a day!

But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!