Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo Crismus
An all ober de hood
Everybody wuz sleepin
Day wuz sleepin good.
Everbody wuz sleepin
all tight in they beds
Whilst Thunderbird Wine
Danced in they heads
I was passed out on de flo
Right next to my Ma
When I heard such a fuss
I thinked It must be de law!!
I looked out tru de barz
dat covered my do
Spectin de sherif
with a warrant fo sho!
Now ober de years
Sanny Claws, he be white.
But it lookin like us bros
got a black Sanny dis night
Now what I did see
made me say LAWD Lood at dat!
It was a huge watermellon cadi
pulled by dwarf rats
Faster than a po-lice car
True de air he came
an whupped up on dem warf rats
an called emm by name.
On Leroy, on Kendrick,
On Jontarious Lee, on Falacious
They was a sight to see
He didnt go down no chimbly
-just picked de lock on my do
An I says to myself-
Shit! He done did befo!
He had a big sack
full of presents I spect
With Air Jordans and Fake Gold
to go round my neck.
But he didnt leave any presents
-just started steelin my shit
He got my drugs, my stoled guns
an even my burglars kit!
With his sack on his back
Out de winder he flew
I sho woulda catched em,
but he stole my knife too!
He jumped on dat watermelon cadi
and pulled out a switch
He was gone in a second
dat son-of-a-bitch
I sho hope nex year
a white Sanny we git
Cause de black Sanny Claws
jus aint wuf a shit!
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