Old and New Jokes

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits



3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday



4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits



5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game



6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too



7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His



8. Valuation: Just Because Its Not Important to You . . .



9. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, Not the First



10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking



11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging



12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire



13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share



14. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up



15. Introduction to Parking



16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space



17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor



18. Water retention: Fact or Fat



19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter



20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption



21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People



22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully



23. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His



24. Dancing: Why Men Dont Like To



25. Sex – Its For Married Couples Too



26. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have



27. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice



28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together



29. Ballet: For Women Only



30. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both



31. Learning to Go in Public Rest rooms



32. Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges



33. Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big? – Why Men Lie



34. TV Remotes: For Men Only