09
May
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:
Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late for an appointment, and if I dont park here Ill lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.
Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:
Ive circled the block for 20 years, and if I dont give you a ticket, Ill lose my job. . . Lead us not into temptation.