Old and New Jokes

A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by reciting the letters,

T-G-I-F.



He smiled at her and replied, S-H-I-T. She looked at him, puzzled, and said T-G-I-F again.



He acknowledged her remark again by answering, S-H-I-T.



The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, T-G-I-F another time.



The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, S-H-I-T.



The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness Its Friday, get it?



The man answered, S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, Its Thursday.





More Blonde Q & A



Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?



Thats the proper place to wash vegetables.





What is a Blondes favorite nursary rhyme?



Hump me dump me





What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?



Pull the pin and throw it back.