It seems that a man was brought to criminal cort for the murder of his
wife.

Judge: Sir, you have been brought before me and stand accussed of killing
your wife. What do you have to say in your defense?

Man: Well your Honor, I came home early and found my wife in bed with my
best friend and I shot her. Thats all I have to say.

Judge: I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your
best friend, would you please tell me what happened with him.

Man: Well your Honor, I pointed my finger at him and said BAD DOG, BAD DOG.