Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.

1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasnt watching.

3. A room temperature IQ.

4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

5. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.

6. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

7. Bright as Alaska in December.

8. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

9. Fell out of the family tree.

10. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming.

11. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

12. Hes so dense, the light bends around him.

13. If he were any more stupid, hed have to be watered twice a week.

14. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

15. Its hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.

16. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

17. Takes him a hour-and-a-half to watch 60 Minutes.

18. One burger short of a happy meal.