No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on well perspire, as we dream by the fire.
Hes makin a list, chicken and rice.
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel … Barneys the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
Youll go down in Listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
O come, froggy faithful
Youll tell Carol, Be a skunk, I require
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid