Elite Modeling Agency ™
Where ugly people need not apply.

Pop Rocks ™
What doesnt kill you only makes you stronger.

Wesson ™ Oil
Because car oil tastes nasty with chicken.

Hoover ™
No one sucks like Hoover does.

Smith & Wesson ™
Say it with love. Say it with a gun.

Vagasil ™
Because women arent supposed to scratch in public.

Jessie Helms campaign slogan
Cause you dont know no better.

Hooters ™
Who needs good food?

Gerber ™
Because a baby will put anything in its mouth.

NyQuil ™
The Nightime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Achy-Head,
Oh-my-God-I-cant-feel-my-legs medicine.