A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the

third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on

the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.

Engineer: Whats with these guys? Weve been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I dont know but Ive never seen such ineptitude!

Priest: Hey, here comes the green keeper. Lets have a word with him.

Priest: Hi George. Say George, whats with that group ahead of us?

Theyre rather slow, arent they?

George: Oh yes. Thats a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year, so we let them play here anytime free of charge!

Doctor: Wow! Thanks for the scoop George.

Priest: Thats so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And Im going to contact my opthamologist buddy and see if theres anything he can do for them.

After a short pause …

Engineer: Why cant these guys play at night!