Redneck Jokes joke #10992

Things Never Said By a Redneck…

1. Oh I just couldnt. Hell, shes only sixteen.

2. Ill take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

3. Duct tape wont fix that.

4. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.

5. Come to think of it, Ill have a Heineken.

6. We dont keep firearms in this house.

7. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

8. You cant feed that to the dog.

9. I thought Graceland was tacky.

10. No kids in the back of the pickup, its just not safe.

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