Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandmas house when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a tree!

Red Riding Hood, Im going to eat you! he growls.

Eat, eat, eat, says Little Red Riding Hood.

Doesnt anybody fuck anymore?

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Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandmas house when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a tree!

Red Riding Hood, Im going to fuck you! he growls.

Little Red Riding Hood pulls a gun from her bag, points it at the wolf and says, No youre not, youre going to eat me like the story says!