16
Aug
1.)Lets watch Lifetime!
2.)Sex is overrated.
3.)I dont want to go too far on the 4.)first date.
5.)Yes, I did notice your sisters breasts are bigger than yours.
6.)There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
7.)Im glad I dont have a large penis.
8.)My hips are too big.
Aw, cant we watch Oprah?
9.)Does this suit make me look fat?
10.)Ill never get tired listening to Celine Dion.